Happy birthday, Joe Rice

[west3man]

Birthdays should be good.

Here's hoping it's the best one ever. Happy 28th,... young'un.

[Tom]

I'll come back later to wish you a happy birthday after I see who else does, Joe.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Happy B'day Old Man!

I hope it's "dope".

[Joe Rice]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.

[Perry Holley]

Happy b-day, Riceboy!

[Typo Lad]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.

Hey, but at least you get off work!

[west3man]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.Damned sorry to hear that, man.

Did hers last for very long? Maybe you'll be better by the weekend and could celebrate then (if you haven't already).

I hope you feel MUCH better, soon.

[Joe Rice]

Hey, but at least you get off work!

But I LIKE my work . . .

And I took off yesterday trying to convince the Transit Adjudication folks that, no, I don't owe them for three "skipped fare" tickets given in stations in which I've never stepped foot. But once I got there they said they were full for the day and I'd have to come back another day. I'd do it today, but I can't leave my bathroom.

And I miss my kids. I was going to tell them we'd be publishing their fiction stories through Lulu today. And preparing our unit on Shakespear, Eliot, and Hughs. Dangit.

At least I (maybe) got a new apartment last night.

[Ed Cunard]

Congrats on the (maybe) apartment, and happy birthday--sorry I couldn't make it out this weekend.

[west3man]

Congrats on the (maybe) apartment, and happy birthday--sorry I couldn't make it out this weekend.
For what it's worth, Joe, I'm sorry Ed couldn't make out with you, this weekend, too.

[Ed Cunard]

For what it's worth, Joe, I'm sorry Ed couldn't make out with you, this weekend, too.

Not as sorry as I am--catching a stomach flu is an acceptable price for sweet, sweet Rice-lovins.

[Sentry]

happy birthday......have a great day!

[Adam Crocker]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.

Woo! I wish my birthdays were this fun-filled and exciting!

Sorry to hear your birthday fun was scuttled by stomach flu Joe. Just for that I shall do the magic Hoo-ha Dance to RAIN FIREY DEATH DOWN UPON NEW YORK IN REVENGE FOR JOE RICE!!!

Oh wait you live there...

Maybe I'll rescue puppies today in your honour instead.

[mattbib]

Happy birthday, Joe.

Drink plenty of liquids.

[Dom]

Happy Birthday Joe,

If you have to, go the the Transit Adjudication people and take a dump on someone's desk.

[Joe Rice]

Happy Birthday Joe,

If you have to, go the the Transit Adjudication people and take a dump on someone's desk.

It is not of the consistency where I could safely plop one down. It would mostly run down my legs.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Have a great birthday, Joe. Eat some bananas or something.

[Michael P]

I suggest you cuddle up with Aztek and watch cartoons.

[Joe Rice]

I suggest you cuddle up with Aztek and watch cartoons.

He's giving me a massage.

[west3man]

He's giving me a massage.
Slut. I'm telling Ed.







*rolls over and nudges Ed*

[Slam_Bradley]

Many Happy Returns of the Day, Chunky Rice.

[Doug Strange]

Squirty birthday, asshole!

[Conn Seanery]

Happy poo-day, Joe.

[Gary_B]

Happy Birthday, Joe!

[zombie]

Happy birthday, Joe!

[MsSpring]

Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope you feel well enough soon to have some birthday cake!

[Cotton]

Happy Birthday Mr. Rice. Your last name is the reason why my people haven't starved to death.

[K'Nort]

Many happy, healthier returns.

[Brian Cronin]

Happy Birthday, Joe!

Sorry about the virus!!

-Brian

[howyadoin]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.Here's wishing you a solid shit for your birthday, then.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Happy birthday, Joe!

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[tricksterpup]

I'm afraid the wishes will go ungranted this year. Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day. I can't wait for the rest of this day.
Best present money can buy.. :D

[Joe Rice]

So I just had to go outside to get cash for my credit check for my (possible) new apartment. So I'm walking and then I do something I haven't done on my birthday in YEARS!

I shat myself.

People that know me know that this isn't the first time. But never has it been of such volume. It was completely involuntary. I was talking on the phone with Lisa at the time and just started, "Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh no no no no."

Dudes! This day keeps getting better!

[tricksterpup]

So I just had to go outside to get cash for my credit check for my (possible) new apartment. So I'm walking and then I do something I haven't done on my birthday in YEARS!

I shat myself.

People that know me know that this isn't the first time. But never has it been of such volume. It was completely involuntary. I was talking on the phone with Lisa at the time and just started, "Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh no no no no."

Dudes! This day keeps getting better!
eesh, Its ok, I think we all have been there.. You know, do the sneeze and then have the wide eyed look of OH OH, I doodied. Hopefully, its a 24 hour bug in your tummy.

Joe, sorry, I can not help but think about the episode of Family Guy where they did the running joke of Peter crapping his pants and him sitting there going OH, OH.

[fly on the wall]

Happy Birthday to Joe
Know where you can go
You sat on a twinky
For suppository dough

It doesn't make sense, but it's rude.

[Davideaux]

happy bday, Joe. Hope the stains wash out!

[Slam_Bradley]

I was going to buy you a bottle of bourbon. But now...Depends.

[Valmore]

I'd wish you a happy birthday, but it appears that would only work as a laxative. So, I hope your birthday sucks. Maybe that'll bind you up.

[Lone Ranger]

Joe

Even if your birthday has been shitty, here's hoping tomorrow can be Marvelous.

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[Paradox]

What a crappy birthday!

Hope the rest of it went swell.

Holy Moly!

[bert]

Hope you have/had a very Happy Birthday, Joe

[Dan Apodaca]

I love Joe Rice so much, I waited until today to post on his brithday thread, so it would stay up for longer.


















Do you think he bought it?

[Dan Apodaca]

Guess who woke up with Lisa's stomach virus? It's me! It's me! I did! Boy, it's awesome being nauseated and squirting diarrhea all day.

That's what happens when you eat asian.

[Awesome Rita]

Happy Birthday Yesterday, Poopy Pants.

Joe Rice + Poop 4 Ever

[cable guy]

Happy belated Birthday!

Hope you feel better today.

[Rae Rodriguez]

Happy belated Birthday!

Hope you feel better today.
I second that. :D

[SteelTownr]

I guess that your Birthday stunk.

Sorry about that.

Mark B.

[Jaye]

Awwww. I'm sorry.
Happy Birthday wishes anyway, and I hope you are okay soon.

-13th