You, TOO, Can Keep Superman At Bay!

[Gernot]

Just like Lex Luthor, Brainiac, Terra-Man, and countless others have tried to do!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6597821863

Don't worry! It's NOT my auction! I just wish I'd THOUGHT of it, is all! :D

[Michael P]

"And legally, if you kill them in Oregon, you're in the clear."

Brilliant.

[Gernot]

I think the guy's got two main problems with his auction.

1) He should have a very common Superman figure in the picture to show how big the rocks are. He could use any of the Superman figures that are in the JLA line.

2) His price is simply too high. He should've raised the postage, and started the auction at 1 cent.

Otherwise, I agree, Michael. He was brilliant.