If the Dukes of Hazzard...........

[Lubichev]

were outlaws "from the day they were born," what exactly did they do?

[Captain Trips]

Didn't Uncle Jesse make moonshine?

[Matt Algren]

Whatever it was, it was just a little bit more than the law would allow.

[StoneGold]

Didn't Uncle Jesse make moonshine?
Yes. Used to run it with Boss Hogg, before they had a disagreement, and Hogg took over the town. Which is why they've "been in trouble with the law," since the law was JD.


Now the real question is, who the hell were the Dukes' parents?

[Mac Danny]

Since it is the south, they probably weren't baptised.

Original Sinners you could say.. Been outlaws since the day they were born. Somehow i think baptisim by moonshie don't cnot as much to them souther Geogia Baptists.

[Mysterio]

Now the real question is, who the hell were the Dukes' parents?

It IS the south... Uncle Jesse and Daisy? ;)

[Lubichev]

It IS the south... Uncle Jesse and Daisy? ;)
Isn't she younger than the Duke Boys?

[Mysterio]

Isn't she younger than the Duke Boys?

Good question! But I stand by Uncle Jesse as the father!

[Forefinger]

It IS the south... Uncle Jesse and Daisy? ;)
Bastich!.........ok, it was funny, but your still a bastich

[StoneGold]

Bastich!.........ok, it was funny, but your still a bastich
They've got the Confederate Flag on the top of their car. Face it, the Dukes are pretty much open for any applicable stereotypes.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I've forgotten the 1970's movie that the Dukes of Hazzard were spun off of. There was a charactor in it called " Uncle Jessie " and he delivered moonshine. My mom and dad said it was a decent movie and the TV series sorta spun off it.

[StoneGold]

I've forgotten the 1970's movie that the Dukes of Hazzard were spun off of. There was a charactor in it called " Uncle Jessie " and he delivered moonshine. My mom and dad said it was a decent movie and the TV series sorta spun off it.
Moonrunners. Also had Waylon Jennings as the Balladeer. Was less of a direct spinoff though, more concepts of the movie were adapted to TV, seeing as how it starred Grady and Bobby Lee.

[Ryan K]

5 cousins. No siblings.

This is fishy.

[Mysterio]

Kinda like the Smurfs. A bajillion Smurfs but only one Smurfette...

[lonewolf23k]

Kinda like the Smurfs. A bajillion Smurfs but only one Smurfette...

Yeah, but she was artificially created to infiltrate the already-existing Smuf village, so she's not anyone's mother.

[Mysterio]

Yeah. But how do you explain all the baby Smurfs that came AFTER Smurfette got there, hmmm?

[StoneGold]

Yeah. But how do you explain all the baby Smurfs that came AFTER Smurfette got there, hmmm?
There was only one baby, and he was created in the same process that created Smurfette. THen there were a couple of Smurfs who got magically de-aged, and they made their own younger Smurfette.


The real question is where the hell did Grampa Smurf come from?

[Forefinger]

Yeah, but she was artificially created to infiltrate the already-existing Smuf village, so she's not anyone's mother.
Thank you Donnie Darko.