anyone have a 'how-to' sex in the car?

[nubly]

yesterday, i went out with a lovely lady that i met last semester. we were supposed to watch a movie and play pool but she wanted to me to check out the ethel m factory. since it was 10pm, it was empty. they have a little garden there so we just walked around on it and talked for a bit. we then got into my car to continue the conversation. i started to lean towards her to give her a kiss and then began to fondle her. after a bit of that and oral sex, she put a condom on me.

now i have never had sex in a car. the only sexual things ive done in a car is perform oral sex on my ex and i masturbated whenever i drove down to california. i now have a [edit:2005] honda civic coupe. im only 5'10 and she is maybe 5'6. no matter what i tried, i could not get into a comfortable position for intercourse. even when she got on top of me, it was uncomfortable. we tried different things until a security guard came up to us and shooed us away. by then the mood was shot and we just called it a day. how can anyone have sex in a cramped car? its impossible

[Alex]

You will neve have comfortable sex in a car, they just aren't built for sex unless you area midget...or just really short.
It is not impossible to do, it isn't ment to be comfortable though.

[BlairH]

You will neve have comfortable sex in a car, they just aren't built for sex unless you area midget...or just really short.
It is not impossible to do, it isn't ment to be comfortable though.

Indeed, the rear seat of the Ford Model T was specifically designed so that young couples could not bump uglies in Henry Ford's brainchild.

[west3man]

I know that's not exactly a hooptie (sp?!) but I'm surprised you couldn't find a semi-comfy position.

Sitting down or lying back with her in-lap sounds like the best option and has served me well in the past. Usually, the back seat is best, but occasionally the front seat works, too.

I've been in a 1990, maybe '92 Hyundai Excel and worked it out in the back seat, missionary, so it's possible. I dunno what to tell you besides old faithful:

"Get a room, you two."

[howyadoin]

now i have never had sex in a car.Bizarre. I was having sex for 4 or 5 years before I did it anywhere but in a car.

[Jade69/Legolaslady]

Sex in a car is pretty much guaranteed to be uncomfortable.
Especially the front seat... especially ford probes, damn hard plastic middle console

Best advise? Keep a blanket in your trunk and get out of the car :)

[BlairH]

Bizarre. I was having sex for 4 or 5 years before I did it anywhere but in a car.
You're such a metrosexual!



yeah...

[Alex]

Bizarre. I was having sex for 4 or 5 years before I did it anywhere but in a car.
It was a second choice if the parents were home.
Sex in the woods, in a car. Living with my mommy and daddy was lame.

[ocelotrevs]

Alex doesn't need to compensate.
You will neve have comfortable sex in a car, they just aren't built for sex unless you area midget...or just really short.
It is not impossible to do, it isn't ment to be comfortable though.

Not always, I know this guy and he has a Mercades E class estate, where the seats fold down. So he gets some good positions in that. Most cars that have folding seats will allow you to get good positions for the full works, but the run of the mill cars will probably just be handjobs and blowjobs.

[Slam_Bradley]

Having a full-size pick-up through high school and college, I found both the front and the back to be just fine. Plenty of room.

[Slappy san]

All that and you got caught. tsk tsk

[Sabrinaset]

Think I nearly caused a few accidents involving giving oral sex while on the freeway. You know what they say, sex in the sixties is great, but next time...pull off the freeway.

[west3man]

I've done the back of the truck thing, but it was mighty uncomfy, plus I was always concerned someone would walk up on us and take advantage of the situation.

Even with cushions, it was hard on the joints.

[nubly]

I've done the back of the truck thing,
thats too open for me

[west3man]

thats too open for me
That's what I meant by the rest of the sentence. Slam's post reminded me of that.

Anyway, check out my post before that one, if you haven't already. Either way, you'll be fine. She's obviously willing.

[BizarroBeachHead]

I'm 6'3 and it's near impossible for me to have sex in any sized car.

So I got a van.

:D

[Justin Davis]

yesterday, i went out with a lovely lady that i met last semester. we were supposed to watch a movie and play pool but she wanted to me to check out the ethel m factory. since it was 10pm, it was empty. they have a little garden there so we just walked around on it and talked for a bit. we then got into my car to continue the conversation. i started to lean towards her to give her a kiss and then began to fondle her. after a bit of that and oral sex, she put a condom on me.

now i have never had sex in a car. the only sexual things ive done in a car is perform oral sex on my ex and i masturbated whenever i drove down to california.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

My mind's eye is blind now! Bliiiiinnd! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[howyadoin]

So I got a van.Did it look like this?

http://www.pbase.com/zzmustang/image/24423595

[Pinball]

I believe that legend was borne out in the 50's, that's when cars were big.

[Maniacle Mike]

It's interesting when your driving down the interstate, and in the back seat of the truck in front of you, are two people having sex.

No, I didn't see any details, but the way they were positioned made it quite obvious.

[MacQuarrie]

Find a 1960 Nash Ramber American.

The front seat folds dowm to turn the entire interior into a queen-size bed.

[StoneGold]

I used to have a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme SL. It had this mock-bench seat in the front that was surprisingly comfortable. And the way the seat reclined, it put things in damn near the right perfect position. Sigh, I miss that car sometimes.

[Trystenn]

I used to have a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme SL. It had this mock-bench seat in the front that was surprisingly comfortable. And the way the seat reclined, it put things in damn near the right perfect position. Sigh, I miss that car sometimes.
Ah Cutlass Supreme, thats a D*mn fine car, was my dads first car and my favorite.

[StoneGold]

Ah Cutlass Supreme, thats a D*mn fine car, was my dads first car and my favorite.
They don't even make Olds anymore. Although man, I realize it was the dude's name, but naming the car the Oldsmobile had to be the worst marketing decision ever.

[Trystenn]

They don't even make Olds anymore. Although man, I realize it was the dude's name, but naming the car the Oldsmobile had to be the worst marketing decision ever.
While also naming it the Cutlass Supreme must have been the best.

Sh*T when i was a kid my dads Supreme was the most awesome vehicle on the road, it was sky blue, huge car (At least when i was 5) I kinda always wanted to find the same model but cant find one in driving condition round my parts.

[west3man]

I had a Delta 88.

Basically it had a big couch for the front seats and a big couch for the back. We eventually dubbed it the "Nutmobile."

At times, the scent of boodussy was... thick.

[Trystenn]

I had a Delta 88.

Basically it had a big couch for the front seats and a big couch for the back. We eventually dubbed it the "Nutmobile."

At times, the scent of boodussy was... thick.
You know i actually knew someone who owned a Ford Galaxy and let me tell you, Forget SUVs you want to pile in a group of people, thats the car to do it in.

[west3man]

You know i actually knew someone who owned a Ford Galaxy and let me tell you, Forget SUVs you want to pile in a group of people, thats the car to do it in.
Hehe. I'm gonna hafta look that up, some time.

I piled a bunch of my former students (for lack of a better term) into the '88 from time to time. The kids usually wanted to ride with me and I had a big ass car, so they sat DEEP in that mo' fo'.

At LEAST four in the back, but I'm guessing 5. Then at least three of us up front. Ridiculous.

[Erebus]

the only sexual things ive done in a car is perform oral sex on my ex and i masturbated whenever i drove down to california.

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel,

[phoenixrising]

Hehe. I'm gonna hafta look that up, some time.

I piled a bunch of my former students (for lack of a better term) into the '88 from time to time. The kids usually wanted to ride with me and I had a big ass car, so they sat DEEP in that mo' fo'.

At LEAST four in the back, but I'm guessing 5. Then at least three of us up front. Ridiculous.

I certainly hope you all used protection. Jesus, dude.

[zilch]

Guy in passenger seat, girl gets on top, sitting in his lap.

1979 Ford Fairmont
1983 Ford Escort

Damn vinal seats are COLD in the winter tho...

And sex on the hood wasn't too much fun either...

[west3man]

I certainly hope you all used protection. Jesus, dude.
If you're under the impression that I humped my students... no.

I was just talking about how big the car was. The only ride I gave them was a point A to point B kinda deal.

We all left and we all returned, but no one came. So to speak.

[phoenixrising]

Heh. All I have to say is, don't ever buy a Mini Cooper if you ever plan to have sex in the car. You can hardly even kiss in there.

But my old car, a 1996 Chrysler Cirrus, was fabulous. Worked well in the front, the back.....very roomy. Good thing I have my own place so I don't *have* to do it anymore.

(Though admittedly, when I was home last month, I had sex in my mom's SUV. I'm such a grownup.)

[StoneGold]

I certainly hope you all used protection. Jesus, dude.
Or at least Scotchguard.

[StoneGold]

(Though admittedly, when I was home last month, I had sex in my mom's SUV. I'm such a grownup.)
Big deal. Try it when she's driving next time.

[Rachel Grey]

Big deal. Try it when she's driving next time.

Bonus Quest: Then get her to join in.

[StoneGold]

Bonus Quest: Then get her to join in.
Yeah, but depending on who touches what, you've just made this video illegal.

[Rachel Grey]

Yeah, but depending on who touches what, you've just made this video illegal.

That'd stop you why exactly? :p

[Paradox]

MacQuarrie knows the classics:

Find a 1960 Nash Ramber American.

The front seat folds dowm to turn the entire interior into a queen-size bed.

I had one just out of college.

Yessss. :)

Ha! A friend of mine LIVED in it for a month or so after it finally died!

[Paradox]

And, yes, bucket seats are the bane of car sex. Sure, it can be DONE, but bench seats are just more...luxurious.

[StoneGold]

And, yes, bucket seats are the bane of car sex. Sure, it can be DONE, but bench seats are just more...luxurious.
Actually, the faux bench bucket seats of the Olds were damn good.

[Paradox]

FILTHY HALF-BREEDS, I TELL YOU!!!

:cool:

[Fabian]

Only time it became really uncomfortable in a car was when she wouldn't budge at all and had my joints going in weird angles.

Just find a way to make the most room as possible. Don't be afraid to put some seats down.

I've done it in every car I've had or she's had (while we were going out). It's usually because we're driving and in the mood and we just can't control ourselves. It happens

[hitokiri_]

now i have never had sex in a car. the only sexual things ive done in a car is perform oral sex on my ex and i masturbated whenever i drove down to california.

glad you're still alive.

[Trystenn]

Only time it became really uncomfortable in a car was when she wouldn't budge at all and had my joints going in weird angles.

Just find a way to make the most room as possible. Don't be afraid to put some seats down.

I've done it in every car I've had or she's had (while we were going out). It's usually because we're driving and in the mood and we just can't control ourselves. It happens
Never done it before, but wouldnt a convertable make things immensley easier?

[Fabian]

Never done it before, but wouldnt a convertable make things immensley easier?
If I wanted easy, I'd go for StoneGold's mom

[hitokiri_]

Never done it before, but wouldnt a convertable make things immensley easier?


question, why do it in a car, when there's a room and a comfortable room waiting for you?

[Trystenn]

If I wanted easy, I'd go for StoneGold's mom
.............................................
Pffffffffft ahahahahahah!!!!!

[Trystenn]

question, why do it in a car, when there's a room and a comfortable room waiting for you?
Because were teenagers and we dont have that kind of luxury, not to mention restraint.

[Fabian]

question, why do it in a car, when there's a room and a comfortable room waiting for you?
Sometimes you can't fight the urge. Also, you can't beat the view. I did it in a car in Vegas on top of the Riviera hotel lot and the view of the strip never looked better. When that volcano at the Mirage erupted, it was like it was for me and my performance

[Trystenn]

Sometimes you can't fight the urge. Also, you can't beat the view. I did it in a car in Vegas on top of the Riviera hotel lot and the view of the strip never looked better. When that volcano at the Mirage erupted, it was like it was for me and my performance
No one likes a braggard Fabes.

[Fabian]

No one likes a braggard Fabes.
She did


Heyo!

[Trystenn]

She did


Heyo!
Actually you could have won more points actually timging both of the eruptions.

[hitokiri_]

No one likes a braggard Fabes.


yeah. except that silly guy from simpsons.

[Fabian]

Actually you could have won more points actually timging both of the eruptions.
I wasn't paying enough attention to the volcano to bother timing it. I like to think that it was so good that one of the Fates got off and got that volcano going

[Trystenn]

yeah. except that silly guy from simpsons.
God i hate him.

[Trystenn]

I wasn't paying enough attention to the volcano to bother timing it. I like to think that it was so good that one of the Fates got off and got that volcano going
Well thats your storyu and your sticking with it.

[hitokiri_]

God i hate him.


not as much as you hate skaters.

[Trystenn]

not as much as you hate skaters.
I dont like emo kids actually.

[hitokiri_]

I dont like emo kids actually.

why don't they all just die?

[Fabian]

why don't they all just die?
Because they want to live on another day just enough to write a crappy song and outdo one another in crappy hairdos

[Trystenn]

why don't they all just die?
Because their love of hatred keeps them alive.

[Puma]

Best advise? Keep a blanket in your trunk and get out of the car :)

best possible advice

[Dreadstar]

The best way to have sex in a car?

Easy. Buy a BIG car. Preferably a Town Car from over a decade ago. Or a Marathon.

[K'Nort]

I still say there's a direct correlation between the reductions of average car size and teen pregnancy rates.

[nubly]

That's what I meant by the rest of the sentence. Slam's post reminded me of that.
yes i know you meant that. i dont think i would have the balls to go all the way
Anyway, check out my post before that one, if you haven't already. Either way, you'll be fine. She's obviously willing.
i did. it was comfy either
glad you're still alive.
the car was parked when we had oral sex
The best way to have sex in a car?

Easy. Buy a BIG car. Preferably a Town Car from over a decade ago. Or a Marathon.
i like small two door cars

so i guess next time i should just hold on it and find a hotel

[hitokiri_]

the car was parked when we had oral sex



no, you jacked off while driving. you're nuts.

[nubly]

no, you jacked off while driving. you're nuts.
i was bored and my then girlfriend was asleep. what would you do for four hours?

[hitokiri_]

i was bored and my then girlfriend was asleep. what would you do for four hours?


drive. look at the endless road. you couldve gotten killed with that stunt.

[StoneGold]

drive. look at the endless road. you couldve gotten killed with that stunt.
Or my personal favorite, have sex with the cigarrette lighter.




Because no one uses those to light cigarettes anymore.

[hitokiri_]

Or my personal favorite, have sex with the cigarrette lighter.




Because no one uses those to light cigarettes anymore.


wtf?!?!?!?!

[Rachel Grey]

I wasn't paying enough attention to the volcano to bother timing it. I like to think that it was so good that one of the Fates got off and got that volcano going

Humble fellow, isn't he? :rolleyes:

[Corrina]

The best way to have sex in a car?

Easy. Buy a BIG car. Preferably a Town Car from over a decade ago. Or a Marathon.

A 1979 Chevy Malibu works.

So I've heard. ;)

[nervmeister]

no, you jacked off while driving. you're nuts.I'm sure jacking off while driving helps guys out in the long run cause afterwards, they have a better grip on the wheel if ya know what I mean. :D

[i_mmmchocolate]

___________

[nervmeister]

___________When you reach Hell, send me a postcard, Lena

[i_mmmchocolate]

When you reach Hell, send me a postcard, Lena

____________

[i_mmmchocolate]

Hey, this seemed like an appropriate thread for that.

[howyadoin]

Hey, this seemed like an appropriate thread for that.That was an unexpected level of perversion on your part.







Bravo.

[hitokiri_]

____________


mom... please make the bad person go away.

[Dead Man's Hand]

A slight variation on that one...:D

[i_mmmchocolate]

A slight variation on that one...:D

OK, now that's laugh out loud funny.

[i_mmmchocolate]

mom... please make the bad person go away.

I'm not evil! I didn't create that! I just thought I'd share it.

[nervmeister]

A slight variation on that one...:Dfor the love of Christ........

[hitokiri_]

I'm not evil! I didn't create that! I just thought I'd share it.


you are now.

[i_mmmchocolate]

That was an unexpected level of perversion on your part.







Bravo.

Thank you, Gov'nor.

[cable guy]

I dont like emo kids actually.

I don't dislike them but WTF is up with those tight ass girls jeans the guys wear?!