Urge To Kill... Rising...

[Michael P]

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/jan2006/20060104_twelve-dead-miners.pdf

It's taking all of my Jedi training not to explode at this.

[Donald M.]

Why waste brain power getting mad at Fred Phelps? He's a clown. He's old. Soon he'll be clowning in hell. (Metaphorically of course, I'm an athiest.) Good.

That's all the regard from me he deserves or will get.

[Patient Boy]

Why waste brain power getting mad at Fred Phelps? He's a clown. He's old. Soon he'll be clowning in hell. (Metaphorically of course, I'm an athiest.) Good.

That's all the regard from me he deserves or will get.

The fact that he's not alone is a reason to be worried. Admittedly that link was pretty bad.

[Spackling Compound]

Pullman wants Phelps who wants gays to die to die.

Is there a poster board big enough for that?

[Donald M.]

Pullman wants Phelps who wants gays to die to die.

Is there a poster board big enough for that?

"If God Existed, He'd Hate Phelps," works for me.

[Jared_Humpherys]

Pullman wants Phelps who wants gays to die to die.

Is there a poster board big enough for that?

Why would anyone wants Phelps to die? He's READY to meet his god.


Now, having his tongue cut out by a rusty exacto knife, his genitals eaten by fire ants, and having roaches lay eggs in his anus, well...

[Donald M.]

Why would anyone wants Phelps to die? He's READY to meet his god.


And I'm sure god is ready to meet him, witha baseball bat.

[thik_3rd]

they're going to picket the funerals? that's cold.

[Spackling Compound]

Why would anyone wants Phelps to die? He's READY to meet his god.

.
Urmmm..wow, this revelation just in...this is face of God. Phelps better do some repenting..
http://www.tonykurtsandy.com/files/PaulHappy.JPG

[Jared_Humpherys]

Urmmm..wow, this revelation just in...this is face of God. Phelps better do some repenting..
http://www.tonykurtsandy.com/files/PaulHappy.JPG


[skeleton key]I don't believe, I don't believe, I don't belieeeeeeeeeeeve![/skeleton key]

[MacQuarrie]

*Insert standard apology on behalf of all normal and rational Christians, standard distancing of mainline Christianity from the ravings of this loon, and standard denunciation of same.*

*Insert potshot at Pat Robertson while we're at it."

Thanks for not holding it against us.

[Karl J. Barnes]

And like unnecessary apology on the behalf of himself and Christians, I'd like to offer an apology from most Kansasans for letting Phelps off his meds and the whole Evolution thing.....

[Jared_Humpherys]

*Insert standard apology on behalf of all normal and rational Christians, standard distancing of mainline Christianity from the ravings of this loon, and standard denunciation of same.*

*Insert potshot at Pat Robertson while we're at it."

Thanks for not holding it against us.

Hopefully one day, all posters will be able to distance ordinary Christians from this sumbitch completely. I'm glad I can.

And like unnecessary apology on the behalf of himself and Christians, I'd like to offer an apology from most Kansasans for letting Phelps off his meds and the whole Evolution thing.....'

Seconded.

[Mike Smith]

And like unnecessary apology on the behalf of himself and Christians, I'd like to offer an apology from most Kansasans for letting Phelps off his meds and the whole Evolution thing.....

Since I lived in Kansas for the good chunk of my life, I second this apology who behalf of this waste of space Phelps. The scary thing is the bastard has trained many of his children to follow in his footsteps, and they are into the whole "breeding a congregation" to keep the hateful legacy alive for decades to come.

[StoneGold]

How does he reconcile with lucky #13? God just fuck up that day?

[Kamen Rider Might]

Phelps is weak little man that thinks using God in a sentence sends him to heaven.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Man....it just never ends with this guy. I won't be shocked to see a bunch of angry mourners chase him and his family down the street when this happens.

[JolietJake]

(Deleted due to duplicate post --- sorry)

[JolietJake]

I'm beginning to wonder if there's some sort of contest between guys like Phelps, Pat Robertson, and the rest of the lunatic fringe to spout the most outrageous, crazy bullcrap. If there is, I'd say this puts Phelps ahead in the game.

[Tages]

I'm beginning to wonder if there's some sort of contest between guys like Phelps, Pat Robertson, and the rest of the lunatic fringe to spout the most outrageous, crazy bullcrap. If there is, I'd say this puts Phelps ahead in the game.
Falwell's a dingbat and Robertson's a candidate for senile dementia if I've ever seen one, but neither of them come close to the vile, venomous ravings of this genetic degenerate.

[Arrjay]

I'm beginning to wonder if there's some sort of contest between guys like Phelps, Pat Robertson, and the rest of the lunatic fringe to spout the most outrageous, crazy bullcrap. If there is, I'd say this puts Phelps ahead in the game.

Dude. Don't encourage them.

In all seriousness this fucking sucks.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

The link won't work for me.

What did this....less than human thing say/do?

[Alex]

I want to kill michael more, for posting a pdf file.
Also want to kill myself, because i clicked it.
...Heh, i said i wanted to kill Michael more.

[Rabid Trekkie]

Man....it just never ends with this guy. I won't be shocked to see a bunch of angry mourners chase him and his family down the street when this happens.

As long as they do it in cars.

[thik_3rd]

The link won't work for me.

What did this....less than human thing say/do?
that the miners in wv died because god was punishing the state of wv for being against his anti-homosexual crusade. and that he will pickett their funerals.

[Cleric of Hell's Brigade]

that the miners in wv died because god was punishing the state of wv for being against his anti-homosexual crusade. and that he will pickett their funerals.


.................... :evilangry

Sometimes, it's really hard to understand how we can be the same species as these types of asses/ :mad:

[Slam_Bradley]

I'm thinking that picketing the funerals could be a little dangerous for Mr. Phelps and his zombies.

It's too bad these peckerwoods have the audacity to call themselves Christians.

[Typo Lad]

If there isn't somewhere where I can buy a "Fred Phelbs Doesn't Speak for G-d" T-shirt, I'm gonna have to make one.

[StoneGold]

If there isn't somewhere where I can buy a "Fred Phelbs Doesn't Speak for G-d" T-shirt, I'm gonna have to make one.
Why? You're just giving him more press.

[Kamen Rider Might]

Why would anyone wants Phelps to die? He's READY to meet his god.


Now, having his tongue cut out by a rusty exacto knife, his genitals eaten by fire ants, and having roaches lay eggs in his anus, well...

He's not ready to lick jelly out of Thunder Dicks butt crack.

[Typo Lad]

Why? You're just giving him more press.

I'm more concerned with G-d's PR.

[Michael P]

I'm more concerned with G-d's PR.
Well, you are His People.

[Typo Lad]

Well, you are His People.

I just have this mental image of G-d sighing and saying "Do any of these morons read the Torah? At all? Cliff Notes even?"

[Gaz]

This looks like a job for...

http://cafedna.icnetco.com/projects/BattlePope/storeroom/mainsplash.jpg

"Hey, Phelps? SHUT UP!"

[Rabid Trekkie]

I just have this mental image of G-d sighing and saying "Do any of these morons read the Torah? At all? Cliff Notes even?"

And Jesus is standing next to Him saying, "Don't feel too bad, they don't listen to me either and I actually went down there."

[Michael P]

And Jesus is standing next to Him saying, "Don't feel too bad, they don't listen to me either and I actually went down there."
No, Jesus just sits on the swing and looks sad.

[Typo Lad]

And Jesus is standing next to Him saying, "Don't feel too bad, they don't listen to me either and I actually went down there."

And then Mohammed pops in with "They need a mountain dropped on them or something."

[Michael P]

And then Mohammed pops in with "They need a mountain dropped on them or something."
Meanwhile, Bhudda's sitting on a cloud going, "Chill, brahs, they'll figure it out eventually."

[The Dog]

Being a Christian, I feel like apologizing for Phelps... until I remembered that most people know that Phelps doesn't speak for Christians. They know the media goes after the crazy people who needs medication in any given group.

That's what Phelps is. He's one of the crazy people who needs medication of Christians. Maybe chemical castration too.

Lets just hope he gets the Reverend Jim Bakker "Heavenly kick to the nuts" treatment.

[MacQuarrie]

For the record: Fred Phelps is a liar and blasphemer against God.

In this flyer, he quotes a couple of Bible passages (Psalm 2:4 and Proverbs 1:26-27) as "proof" that God will laugh and mock people as they die. Let's look, shall we?

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh; the Lord shall have them in
derision." Psalm 2:4

Ooh, hey look, context! It seems the Lord is speaking to the nations and kings of the earth, and he's talking about the day when the Anointed One will come. There is no way that this passage suggests that God rejoices and celebrates the deaths of ordinary working people; it's talking about the arrogance and self-importance of kings who declare themselves to be equal to God.

"I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you." Prov. 1:26-27

One little problem. It's not God speaking in that passage. Turn back a bit to Proverbs 1:20-21 and see for yourself: Wisdom calls aloud in the street, she raises her voice in the public squares; at the head of the noisy streeets she cries out, in the gateways of the city she makes her speech:

Then he moves on to Deuteronomy 28:20:

"The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast
forsaken me." Deut. 28:20

Last time I checked, West Virginia is not ancient Israel. Which is to say, West Virginia is not a theocracy directly ruled by God. Israel was, and the rules laid out here (along with the accompanying punishments for disobedience) apply only to them, not to the rest of the world. Also, this passage falls in the middle of a chapter that begins with promises of blessing for obedience and concludes with a renewal of God's covenant with Moses. Citing it in the context of this mine disaster is just looking for ways to hurt people.

Phelps also mentions 2nd Chronicles 36:16:
They mocked our message, despised our words, and misused our people, until the wrath of the Lord arose against West Virginia "till there was no remedy." 2 Chron. 36:16

Once again, let's look, shall we?

The Lord, the God of their fathers, sent word to them through his messengers again and again, because he had pity on his people and on his dwelling place. But they mocked God's messengers, despised his words and scoffed at his prophets until the wrath of the Lord was aroused against his people and there was no remedy. He brought up against them the king of the Babylonians, who killed their young men with the sword in the sanctuary, and spared neither young man nor young woman, old man or aged. God handed all of them over to Nebuchadnezzar. 2 Chronicles 15-17

Huh. It seems that when God's people turn away from him, his judgment comes in the form of oppression by tyrannical government, not mine cave-ins. One might argue that the current administration is a sign of God's disfavor, not the deaths of these poor men.

If I were anywhere near West Virginia, I would be at that funeral. Nothing would make me more proud to be a Christian than to see people standing up to those people as they did at Matthew Shepard's funeral, singing "Amazing Grace" in their hateful faces.

Once more with feeling: Fred Phelps is a liar and blashemer and the truth is not in him. I have no doubt that the Lord will say to him "depart from me; I never knew you."

[Jared_Humpherys]

He's not ready to lick jelly out of Thunder Dicks butt crack.


Ah yes, Ron White. :)

And Mac, while not religious, I've gotta say: it's darn cool to see one fight twisted scripture with true scripture.

[phoenixrising]

Well, it's just as bad as Phelps and his people protesting outside the funerals of US soldiers who died in Iraq. He's turned up at three Wisconsin soldiers' funerals in recent months and the powers that be are trying to find a way to stopt hem from crashing more....

[thik_3rd]

why was he protesting dead soldiers?

[Kid Kamikaze10]

I would love to see a conversation between Fred Phelps and a Islamic extremist......

I know it's kind of random, but think about it. Fred Phelps and a few followers talking to Osama Bin Laden and a few followers. Now that would end with some VIOLENCE to the nth degree.

[Michael P]

I would love to see a conversation between Fred Phelps and a Islamic extremist......

I know it's kind of random, but think about it. Fred Phelps and a few followers talking to Osama Bin Laden and a few followers. Now that would end with some VIOLENCE to the nth degree.
And the best thing is, no innocents would be harmed.

[Tages]

why was he protesting dead soldiers?
Because George Bush is bent on taking over Iraq with his fag army.

Didn't you get the memo?

[Kid Kamikaze10]

I don't feel like apologising for this loser. He made the decision to be this way, and his followers made the decision to follow him, so he and his followers should face the consequences, unless they are willing to repent.

[Pinball]

I would love to see a conversation between Fred Phelps and a Islamic extremist......

I know it's kind of random, but think about it. Fred Phelps and a few followers talking to Osama Bin Laden and a few followers. Now that would end with some VIOLENCE to the nth degree.

Or how about with Swedish satanic metalhead Jon Nodtveidt? Didn't Phelps condemn Sweden for being gay? And didn't Jon kill a Swede because he thought he was gay?

"Who hates gays more, God or Satan? Film at 11."

[Solaris]

http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/jan2006/20060104_twelve-dead-miners.pdf

It's taking all of my Jedi training not to explode at this.


"And they that speweth Hate shall Reap the Whirlwind."

Phelps. Every tragedy to him is "A sign from God; a Punishment for Licentiousness and Gay-Love." He's said the same thing on everything from Katrina to the Monsoon. His sheer ignorance and utter lack of compassion condemn the man, right out of his own mouth. TBH, I DON'T want to be around when Phelps and his crowd finally get their come-uppance in the Hereafter... because it's gonna be REALLY ugly. *shudders*

[Cam63]

Why waste brain power getting mad at Fred Phelps? He's a clown. He's old. Soon he'll be clowning in hell. (Metaphorically of course, I'm an athiest.) Good.

That's all the regard from me he deserves or will get.

Yeah, fuck him. He's as useful as Pat Robertson.

[Quarterwolf]

Hmmm..My web browser does not seem to want to open that web page.

in fact is took me rebooting my computer to get it to work right.

So I will say this....God is merciful in the fact he did not want me sullying my head with the dreck that is being done in his name.

[gary bolt]

I don't feel like apologising for this loser. He made the decision to be this way, and his followers made the decision to follow him, so he and his followers should face the consequences, unless they are willing to repent.

The only punishment he's gonna get is what people hand out here on earth. If he pickets the funerals of the miners grieving families I hope someone kicks his ass. I'm surprised that the legal system can't punish him for spreading hate the way he does. People shoudn't wait for "god" to deal with this guy.

[Typo Lad]

Yeah, fuck him. He's as useful as Pat Robertson.

Hey now, let's not be harsh.

I'm sure they'd both make good doorstops.

[Cam63]

It would be fun to kick them out of the way when you wanted to close the door, I guess.

[west3man]

Urge To Kill... Rising...
I think of pho every time I see this title. *insert clever pun here*

[Quarterwolf]

Well, it's just as bad as Phelps and his people protesting outside the funerals of US soldiers who died in Iraq. He's turned up at three Wisconsin soldiers' funerals in recent months and the powers that be are trying to find a way to stopt hem from crashing more....

I saw this. I wonder if the cops would do anything if some people went with bats and did some "wrath of God" on their asses as they protest. Hell the cop I saw on the news looked like he was ready to pull his gun on their asses.

Hell I bet the cops would be happily on a doughnut break.

[phoenixrising]

I saw this. I wonder if the cops would do anything if some people went with bats and did some "wrath of God" on their asses as they protest. Hell the cop I saw on the news looked like he was ready to pull his gun on their asses.

Hell I bet the cops would be happily on a doughnut break.

Actually, a cop in Sun Prairie is is a spot of trouble because one of Phelps' daughters claims he pushed her and sued the department.

I would have slugged her in the face.

[kmeyers]

Actually, a cop in Sun Prairie is is a spot of trouble because one of Phelps' daughters claims he pushed her and sued the department.

I would have slugged her in the face.
I think that's one of the ways they make money. they're very litigious.

One of his daughters is a lawyer, and they all know the legal system well. theyre a scary lot.

the scariest part is that they believe they are doing good in the name of God. They actually point to places in the bible where it says the word "hate"(King James version) and justify themselves.

[MacQuarrie]

Proverbs 6:16-19:

16 There are six things the LORD hates,
seven that are detestable to him:

17 haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,

18 a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,

19 a false witness who pours out lies
and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.

I dunno, this sounds more like Phelps than it does the miners.

[kmeyers]

Proverbs 6:16-19:

16 There are six things the LORD hates,
seven that are detestable to him:

17 haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,

18 a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,

19 a false witness who pours out lies
and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.

I dunno, this sounds more like Phelps than it does the miners.

I totally agree with you, but they twist it to what they want to believe. I know of nothing good that that family/compound(Phelps) does, for their community, or in general.

I do know that most if not all other churches(and people who live there in general) in the area look down on him, and see him as a disgrace.

[heretic]

I would love to see a conversation between Fred Phelps and a Islamic extremist......

I know it's kind of random, but think about it. Fred Phelps and a few followers talking to Osama Bin Laden and a few followers. Now that would end with some VIOLENCE to the nth degree.
Actually... the really scary part is that they may relate quite well.

HTG

[kmeyers]

Actually... the really scary part is that they may relate quite well.

HTG
The man's license plate says "FEAR GOD"

[Ed Cunard]

I think it'll be amusing to see GOD HATES PHELPS signs at a funeral someday.

[Nick Soapdish]

It's still giving God bad press - first for using him in the same sentence as Phelps and second for saying he hates someone - although I will grant that he probably is pretty annoyed at some people.

[Spackling Compound]

It's still giving God bad press - first for using him in the same sentence as Phelps and second for saying he hates someone - although I will grant that he probably is pretty annoyed at some people.
I think he hates telemarketers. He was ok with the prayers day in and day out, even during his dinner time or when he was watching "48 Hours".
But when he started getting:

Dear Lord,
We humbly beseech thee,
Are you happy with your long distance carrier?
If I may ask, how long have you had the service and does your service offer internet, unlimited long distance on weekends and 24 service?
If you will just give me a moment, I will explain to you some of the benefits of our Newcomer's Package....

He really got pissed when they would mess up his name: "May I speak to Mr. Gad?" or use this lame intro, "Is the Lord of Creation and Author of Life available or the current resident or Lord of Creation available?"

[Sentry]

i dont get it?

thats not real is it? surly that a piece of satire from somewhere?

is it real?

[Dreadstar]

...
and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.

MAN!



...I'm screwed, aren't I?

[MacQuarrie]

MAN!



...I'm screwed, aren't I?
Yeah, kinda.

GOD HATES SHIT-STIRRERS!









(Um, I'm being sarcastic here. I would never seriously presume to decide who God hates. Wouldn't be prudent.)

[Dreadstar]

m, I'm being sarcastic here. I would never seriously presume to decide who God hates. Wouldn't be prudent.)

No explanation needed. You, I get.