Things you'd never hear on Smallville

[Bloopinator]

Here's mine.

Lex: Clark!

Clark: .... you wanna look into my bio again, Lex? Or you wanna tell me you got a form listing my family's farm is yours???

Lex: Clark, I just quit Luthor Corp. I'm free, I am no longer the villain of this story.

*Clark pics up Lex to hug him*

*song kicks in*

Me and you, and you and me.
No matter how we toss the dice, we're meant to be.
The only one for me is you, and you with me.
So happy, togethEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
BAh, bah bah bah! Bah bah bah, BAH! Bah bah bah, bah!
So happy togethEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
so happy...

*song cuts out*

Lana: What are you guys doing?!

Clark: Lana, it's a miracle! Lex is free of Luthor Corp. We can be friends again!

Lex: Come on Lana, GROUP hug! Big ol' family reunited group hug!

[fanboy d]

riiiiiiiiiiiight.....

[Bloopinator]

riiiiiiiiiiiight.....
What is wrong with it? They'd never say that stuff.

[Sleeper]

The hug in this vision would most certainly involving the camera swinging around as you look into their eyes.

[miles_smily]

"No Lex, this does not F*#K with continuity."

[Verydopey]

anyone notice how in... almost every episode lana says "excuse me" followed by "i have no idea what you're talking about" they could just record her saying it once and use it for every other episode

[fanboy d]

What is wrong with it? They'd never say that stuff.

i know but there are a lot of shows where the male protagonists wouldn't express love for each other. in fact the only show i CAN think of where this could happen is...aw, hell you know the one i'm thinking of i don't need to say it.

anyone notice how in... almost every episode lana says "excuse me" followed by "i have no idea what you're talking about" they could just record her saying it once and use it for every other episode

i noticed that, it's ridiculous! (but i still love the show and have all seasons boxed)

have you noticed how every time there's a personality change episode - which is like every other week, someone has to say the line "don't worry, you weren't yourself"

[Gernot]

"Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."

"This looks like a job for SUPERMAN!"

"Great KRYPTON!"

"SHAZAM!"

[fanboy d]

"Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."

"This looks like a job for SUPERMAN!"

"Great KRYPTON!"

"SHAZAM!"

i wouldn't place bets on shazam...

[Mister Intensity]

Any future mention of "Pete Ross."

Mister Intensity

[Smallville]

Any future mention of "Pete Ross."

Mister Intensity

They actually mentioned him a few episodes ago in "Mortal". Clark mentions that is was easier working with Pete, and Chloe goes "YOU TOLD PETE YOUR SECRET"???! Clark then says: "I had to, he found my spaceship". So yeah, they mentioned him there, so I see no other reason they can't mention him if the story calls for it.

[bannermanonemillion]

In my imagined Bruce Wayne guest appearance.....

Bruce: I think I'd be more than a bit concerned if my girlfriend was related to someone my father fell in love with, was possessed by a witch TWICE and became a vampire. My god, Clark most people forgive and forget but you forgive and develop some kind of amnesia....

[jam37wcc]

Whats the deal with Pete Ross? Why would there be a problem with mentioning him?

[Peter]

anyone notice how in... almost every episode lana says "excuse me" followed by "i have no idea what you're talking about" they could just record her saying it once and use it for every other episode

Personally, I would die happy if just *once*, Lana is being pursued by a kryptonite-mutated student obsessed with her, and she turns, looks straight at the camera and says, "Not again" .

That would just crack me up, I swear.

[Peter]

i wouldn't place bets on shazam...

Although we'd never see Captain Marvel (because, if Clark's in his late teens, Billy Batson's parents probably haven't even met or gotten married, yet), that would be seriously cool.

[fanboy d]

Although we'd never see Captain Marvel (because, if Clark's in his late teens, Billy Batson's parents probably haven't even met or gotten married, yet), that would be seriously cool.

wizard shazam isn't out of the question tho

[Arrjay]

Clark: Lana!

Lana: Clark?

Clark: I feel like I...

Lana: Clark?

Clark: Lana you know how I feel about you. We deal with it every second episode and--

Lana: Clark I know how you feel but--

Jonathon: Lana. What Clark Is trying to say is that he loves--

Clark: I have a Lana Banana.

Lana: You mean an erecti--

Jonathon: Did Bendis write this?

[Dhusk]

Clark: Alright, dad, I confess. The reason I haven't been doing so well in school is because I can see the boobs of every girl in class, all day, every day. In fact, I'm looking next door at Lana's right now. Now if you don't mind, I have to go to my room and masturbate like a machine gun.

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Otisville? OTISVILLE!?!

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"I'm agent Mulder, and this is my partner, agent Scully. We've had reports of strange incidents in Smallville and we're here to get to the bottom of why several tons of a radioactive, glowing, trans-uranic element capable of giving people superhuman powers has gone unreported for eighteen years."

[Michael P]

Lana: *anything non-vapid*

I swear, girl fell out of the stupid tree, hit every damn branch on the way down, and the stupid truck was waiting at the bottom to run her over.

[fanboy d]

i'd quite like an episode in an otisville - maybe a dystopian future time-travel episode. i'll probably regret it but that seems amusing right now...

[Augusto]

Clark: Alright, dad, I confess. The reason I haven't been doing so well in school is because I can see the boobs of every girl in class, all day, every day. In fact, I'm looking next door at Lana's right now. Now if you don't mind, I have to go to my room and masturbate like a machine gun.

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Otisville? OTISVILLE!?!

---

"I'm agent Mulder, and this is my partner, agent Scully. We've had reports of strange incidents in Smallville and we're here to get to the bottom of why several tons of a radioactive, glowing, trans-uranic element capable of giving people superhuman powers has gone unreported for eighteen years."

http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/lol1.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com)http://www.smileyhut.com/laughing/rofl.gif (http://www.smileyhut.com) You made me hurt my belly...

[Captain Smith]

Better call Aquaman because this show jumped the shark!

If Clark is the Traveler, better call Ghostbusters because Gozer is on his way!

Gee, Clark put on these red panties over tights and glasses - and Lex will never figure out you are Superman and try to kill you with the tons of 'meteor' rock strewn across the USA.

OK, OK, Chloe - I'll give you a super mercy ....

Jimmy, I predict you will shower with a half-insect but hot gal and then fight the worst villian in the universe. You may become a turtle.

I gots to find that Jor-el CD and throw it the hell out of the fortress - then I can get some decent furniture for chicks in here.

[Utility Belt]

Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Hawkman and Hawkgirl show up at the Kent farm and inform Clark the following:

"We're DONE waiting for you to stop beinh a whiny emo and don the blue suit and cape. We're starting the Justice League WITHOUT YOU!"

[WyldCard4]

Batman, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Green Arrow, Hawkman and Hawkgirl show up at the Kent farm and inform Clark the following:

"We're DONE waiting for you to stop beinh a whiny emo and don the blue suit and cape. We're starting the Justice League WITHOUT YOU!"

They sort of did, Green Arrow has something close already with his team (which is more like the Teen Titans though).

But that would be awsome to see.

[Captain Smith]

So Lois, you slept with Aquaman and Green Arrow before we got married?

What, even Plastic Man?

:eek:

[Augusto]

So Lois, you slept with Aquaman and Green Arrow before we got married?

What, even Plastic Man?

The final countdown would be at the end of Smallville. When:confused:
How many guys:confused: :rolleyes:

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[Ontir]

Things you'd NEVER hear?

"_ _ _'s not from Krypton, and his/her powers don't have anything to do with kryptonite!"

[Rev. Calibos]

Pa Kent: Hey, Clark, I really need you to stick around this weekend and help me with some farming.

Clark: What? Wait, you want me to help you with what now?

Pa Kent: I need you to help me get some stuff done around here. It almost seems like we haven't done any work at ALL in the past few years......

Clark: Wait, I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.....

Ma Kent: Clark, what don't you understand?

Clark: Pa want's me to do some sort of 'farm' work....

Ma Kent: John.....what are you saying?

Pa Kent: We have to get some work done around here, planting, feeding animals, toting hay, you know....

Ma Kent: John, I think you should come in and lay down for awhile.....just because we LIVE on a farm and are, you know, a farming family, doesn't mean we actually DO any farm work. That's crazy talk.

[WyldCard4]

Pa Kent: Hey, Clark, I really need you to stick around this weekend and help me with some farming.

Clark: What? Wait, you want me to help you with what now?

Pa Kent: I need you to help me get some stuff done around here. It almost seems like we haven't done any work at ALL in the past few years......

Clark: Wait, I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.....

Ma Kent: Clark, what don't you understand?

Clark: Pa want's me to do some sort of 'farm' work....

Ma Kent: John.....what are you saying?

Pa Kent: We have to get some work done around here, planting, feeding animals, toting hay, you know....

Ma Kent: John, I think you should come in and lay down for awhile.....just because we LIVE on a farm and are, you know, a farming family, doesn't mean we actually DO any farm work. That's crazy talk.

Good, but Clark is stated to do all of the work for the farm in 15 minutes every day, which makes a lot of sense to me.

[Rev. Calibos]

Good, but Clark is stated to do all of the work for the farm in 15 minutes every day, which makes a lot of sense to me.

So noted. That actually makes an incredible amount of sense.

I don't watch Smallville 90210 because it's just an extremely poor way to introduce people to the concept of Superman.

It seems fun to throw in Lois and G.A. and Supergirl and the like, but what does that have to do with Clark growing up? If they want to do a show like that they should wait until Smallville closes and do a 'Superman' show.

I sat through the first season and the show has just gotten more and more insane over the years.

[gorosaurus]

"Soundtrack for this episode not available":smile:

[Jamescush]

Lois: "You know what? I'm just gonna keep this metal helmet on my head. So next time I hit my head, nothing happens!" :wink:

[maczero]

I sat through the first season and the show has just gotten more and more insane over the years.I ignored Smallville for years after watching the first few episodes. It always seemed liked Dawson's Creek with super powers. Anyway, after Heroes stopped airing I needed to get my super hero fix so I started watching past seasons of Smallville. The first three seasons were pretty rough but I'd say the show really turns around after Clark gets out of high school.

[Johnny_Luck]

The first three seasons were pretty rough but I'd say the show really turns around after Clark gets out of high school.

wow, usually most people consider seasons 5 and 6 and now somewhat 7 the weakest of the show and S3 the best. S3 was actually really, really good and 4 had some extremely fun good stuff too it as well.

[Froggy]

Clark: Alright, dad, I confess. The reason I haven't been doing so well in school is because I can see the boobs of every girl in class, all day, every day. In fact, I'm looking next door at Lana's right now. Now if you don't mind, I have to go to my room and masturbate like a machine gun.

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Otisville? OTISVILLE!?!
---

"I'm agent Mulder, and this is my partner, agent Scully. We've had reports of strange incidents in Smallville and we're here to get to the bottom of why several tons of a radioactive, glowing, trans-uranic element capable of giving people superhuman powers has gone unreported for eighteen years." that's great

[David Atkins]

wow, usually most people consider seasons 5 and 6 and now somewhat 7 the weakest of the show and S3 the best. S3 was actually really, really good and 4 had some extremely fun good stuff too it as well.

My personal favorites were 4 and 5. 6 was good, but ran out of steam well before it ended. I haven't been able to keep up with 7... waiting for it to come out on DVD.