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YoGo
01-02-2006, 08:17 AM
I was trying to open that Ultimate Showdown file from the make me laugh thread and got this:

Putfile Says Goodbye To Singapore

At dawn on December 2nd 2005, Singapore hanged a citizen of Australia, despite a plea for clemency from the United Nations. Whilst Putfile is not a human rights campaigning organization, we believe that if a country must have the death penalty, there is no need for it be barbaric. It is enough of a punishment, and a deterrent, to take someone's life in a painless manner, without having to be barbaric about it. Putfile prefers to not continue to provide our free uploading service to a country that executes prisoners by hanging, a method of execution which can take up to six minutes to painfully execute the victim.

For this reason, we are at this time terminating all service to users from Singapore. We shall be happy to restore service following any positive move from the government of Singapore towards abolition of hanging as an execution method.

Goodbye Singapore,

Putfile.

:eek:

Can you guys in the US still access Putfile?

Patient Boy
01-02-2006, 09:38 AM
Old news, YoGo. And the ban only applies to those with SG IP addresses.

Lester C.
01-02-2006, 10:55 AM
Actually it all part of a Singaporean communication blanket that all of us YABS member are paying for so our assassin can slip in slip out of country and silence Yogo once and for all about getting shot. Once that done service should return to Singapore so be patient.

Lester C.
01-02-2006, 10:58 AM
All kidding aside you should never punish a people for horrors that their government engages in. How would folks in America feel it Putfile denied us service because our president is an evil fascist sob that needs to be impeached and tried for war crimes.

Lubichev
01-02-2006, 11:00 AM
Can someone please explain the whole "getting shot" thing? I've been reading posts about it for months now and I've never quite understood it. Is is a punishment? A warning? A contest that you can win?

I've let it go this far, but my curiosity has gotten the better of me.

Lester C.
01-02-2006, 12:23 PM
Can someone please explain the whole "getting shot" thing? I've been reading posts about it for months now and I've never quite understood it. Is is a punishment? A warning? A contest that you can win?

I've let it go this far, but my curiosity has gotten the better of me.

I’m not sure how many issues of Birds of Prey you own so I’m going to be vague in answering your question. There was an arc where where the birds went to Singapore. In writing that arc Yogo was instrumental in helping Gail so as a reward she made Anthony Yeoh(Yogo) a minor drug dealer in issue 81. In issue 85 Anthony was revealed for the rat fink bastard that he was so Gail shot five times and he died a slow painful death in issue 85. And he hasn’t stopped bitching about it since his mysterious resurrection. :mad:

The Singapore arc was a very important one that paid off all the main and sub plots of Gail’s entire run so I’m sure its going to be collected into a trade if you don’t own it.

You didn’t ask but since Yogo is now a character of the DCU he is lobbying to be the new Blue Beatle hence his title. Hopefully Gail won’t write said issue of Blue Beatle because Gail once said something to the effect of having Dr Light “attack” Yogo the way Sub Dibny was. I would pay good money to see that I really would.

Michael P
01-02-2006, 12:40 PM
Well, I'm glad Putfile has weighed in on this important issue.

Adam Crocker
01-02-2006, 12:42 PM
Actually it all part of a Singaporean communication blanket that all of us YABS member are paying for so our assassin can slip in slip out of country and silence Yogo once and for all about getting shot. Once that done service should return to Singapore so be patient.

Well, I'm glad Putfile has weighed in on this important issue.

Yes, in today's confusing world there is no issue more important than killing YoGo.

jetfire85
01-02-2006, 01:43 PM
YoGo, if you want the Ultimate Showdown from another source, here's the link from NewGrounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Lubichev
01-02-2006, 01:49 PM
I’m not sure how many issues of Birds of Prey you own so I’m going to be vague in answering your question. There was an arc where where the birds went to Singapore. In writing that arc Yogo was instrumental in helping Gail so as a reward she made Anthony Yeoh(Yogo) a minor drug dealer in issue 81. In issue 85 Anthony was revealed for the rat fink bastard that he was so Gail shot five times and he died a slow painful death in issue 85. And he hasn’t stopped bitching about it since his mysterious resurrection. :mad:

The Singapore arc was a very important one that paid off all the main and sub plots of Gail’s entire run so I’m sure its going to be collected into a trade if you don’t own it.

You didn’t ask but since Yogo is now a character of the DCU he is lobbying to be the new Blue Beatle hence his title. Hopefully Gail won’t write said issue of Blue Beatle because Gail once said something to the effect of having Dr Light “attack” Yogo the way Sub Dibny was. I would pay good money to see that I really would.

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i see a light................ thanks.

Cam63
01-02-2006, 05:46 PM
Yes, in today's confusing world there is no issue more important than killing YoGo.

Should we call in the Mafia for a favour ?

Lester C.
01-02-2006, 08:02 PM
Should we call in the Mafia for a favour ?

Look these days the Mafia can’t go to the bathroom without the FBI hassling them. In fact, for the Mafia, the FBI stands for Forever Bothering Italians. Besides we all agreed on Artie.


Worry not friends. I have sent over an assassin to Singapore to deal with the YoGo problem.

http://www.applegeeks.com/temp/artie1.jpg

Gasp !

No... Not Artie....

You cruel, inhuman bastard, Ky'.

Artie knows how to remove vital organs 12 hours before the victim realises they're missing.

Cam63
01-02-2006, 08:12 PM
We'll go with Artie then.

Lester C.
01-02-2006, 08:26 PM
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i see a light................ thanks.

And I’m hoping Yogo sees the light. Dr Light that is. :evilsmile

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/225px-Dr_arthur_light.jpg

YoGo
01-03-2006, 06:08 AM
How does putfile banning singapore lead to me being possibly raped by Dr Light or killed by....Artie?!!?

Lester C.
01-03-2006, 06:16 AM
How does putfile banning singapore lead to me being possibly raped by Dr Light or killed by....Artie?!!?

Actually it all part of a Singaporean communication blanket that all of us YABS member are paying for so our assassin can slip in slip out of country and silence Yogo once and for all about getting shot. Once that done service should return to Singapore so be patient.

All part of the communication blanket designed so both men can sneak in and out of country undetected. Putfile is the only the beginning. Word around the pirate and ninja campfire(we’ve united for this endeavor) is that putfile is only the beginning. Like the Bourne movies except trouble when your power goes out suddenly.

All kidding aside I must admit I am responsible for the occasional thread drift.

YoGo
01-03-2006, 06:34 AM
YoGo, if you want the Ultimate Showdown from another source, here's the link from NewGrounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Thanks!


.............................

Adam Crocker
01-03-2006, 06:57 AM
Should we call in the Mafia for a favour ?

To kill YoGo in Singapore? Why not get the Triad? Besides the Mafia is a joke! Their good standing the Simpsons against the Yakuza should be Hama'ed as the biggest jobbing ever!

YoGo
01-03-2006, 07:16 AM
Not even past the first week of the new year and already I feel so loved.

Cam63
01-03-2006, 10:18 AM
To kill YoGo in Singapore? Why not get the Triad? Besides the Mafia is a joke! Their good standing the Simpsons against the Yakuza should be Hama'ed as the biggest jobbing ever!

I'm thinking of sending Phil McCraken to do the job.

http://www.werenotafraid.com/images/036/Phil.jpg

Lester C.
01-03-2006, 12:34 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/punisher-superman.jpg

the4thpip
01-03-2006, 01:15 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/punisher-superman.jpg
What in the name of all that is killing comics is that? :eek:

Lester C.
01-03-2006, 01:30 PM
Its the amalagram of Superman and Punisher. This character was spawned off of the Marvel VS DC crossover about ten years back. Believe it or not both Marvel and DC stopped publishing their books for a couple of weeks to cover this man and others of his ilk exploits. As shocking as it is to believe the event was so successful both companies did it twice. It was a cool concept because they were fusing characters like Captain America and Batman Prof. X and Docter Fate but it sucked. Good god did it suck Anyone else here remember Access?

Lester C.
01-03-2006, 01:40 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/amalgamset.jpg

Lester C.
01-03-2006, 01:46 PM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/trigunfan1/dcvsmarvelamalgamas202.jpg


You get the idea. And they are all coming for Yogo.

Cam63
01-03-2006, 04:10 PM
Anyone else here remember Access?

I think he disappeared down a deep, deep hole.