I hope this isn't a omen....

[ElvisGuy]

Well, when midnight came and rang in 2006..I was in the mens room of the bar I work at ,cleaning up crap after somebody took a giant #2 causing the toliet to overflow and sending you know what all over the place!!..I really hope this isnt a omen for my 2006 !

[the4thpip]

I'm sure it's good luck. :o

[the4thpip]

I'm detecting a trend here: Somebody threw up right on our doorstep.

[Gail Simone]

CARBOMB DOODY!

Gail

[Cam63]

I thought that clean up activity came with the job, Elvis'. :D

[shrike]

Uhm, ew.

OTOH, your honesty is, uhm, refreshing.

Damn that's gross.

[Cam63]

You wouldn't like to read what I sometimes have to do at my job then.

[Lester C.]

You wouldn't like to read what I sometimes have to do at my job then.

Occupation:
Geriatric Nurse. It sucks at times, but it's better than being a scumbag.

For the love of god keep you mouth shut! Yes, you perform a job that is critical and vital but damn it I just ate.

[Lester C.]

I'm detecting a trend here: Somebody threw up right on our doorstep.

Call whatever passes for the constabulary in Germany and file a police report and keep copies. Even if the cops can’t do anything for you on this particular incident its important to establish a paper trail of every incident so the prosecution can build a solid case when they catch the scumbags that did this horrible thing.

[Cam63]

I have a sneaking suspision that the spewer just had to go and it was just bad luck of the draw Pip's doorstep copped it.

[the4thpip]

Call whatever passes for the constabulary in Germany and file a police report and keep copies. Even if the cops can’t do anything for you on this particular incident its important to establish a paper trail of every incident so the prosecution can build a solid case when they catch the scumbags that did this horrible thing.
Um... there is a bar next door. Happens all the time.

[Lester C.]

I have a sneaking suspision that the spewer just had to go and it was just bad luck of the draw Pip's doorstep copped it.

Did you have to use the word spewer? Didn’t I just tell you that I just ate? Oh god I think I’m about to hurl my Italian sub I just ate.

[Cam63]

For the love of god keep you mouth shut! Yes, you perform a job that is critical and vital but damn it I just ate.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/158385/2/Rubber_Gloves.jpg

Anudda day, anudda dollar...

[Lester C.]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/158385/2/Rubber_Gloves.jpg

Anudda day, anudda dollar...

*vomits all over work computer moniter*

[Lester C.]

Um... there is a bar next door. Happens all the time.

That’s horrible Pip. You have my sympathies.

[Cam63]

*vomits all over work computer moniter*

Always turn your head first and hope your significant other isn't sitting or standing there.

[Phoney Bone]

Maybe it's a good omen. If your year starts out as total shit, it can only get better. Right?

[Pepsigirl]

Here's to another...

http://www.sadgeezer.com/html/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/Futurama/s1/101/101b.JPG

...lousy year.

[ElvisGuy]

CARBOMB DOODY!

Gail
Now why am i NOT surprised you have a catch-phrase for that !! :p

[Noir_Dark]

A friend and I were just theorizing that your new years eve is actually a summary of your year to come.

Last new years eve party started out great, then near the end a friend of a friend got violent and had to be violently kicked out of the house.
And that’s exactly how our year went; started out great got crazy near the end.

I sincerely hope that this is not true in your case.

But I hope its true in mine. The girlfriend and I spent last night with 2 other couples in a hot tub. I dearly hope this was a preview of 2006.