The Xenos
12-30-2005, 09:25 PM
A friend of mine showed me a news story on our local Fox channel's news. He took some captures from his TV in card.
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3976/potatocross18me.th.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potatocross18me.jpg)
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8232/potatocross25yi.th.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potatocross25yi.jpg)
Now clearly this story is stupid. We all know God our Father doesn't send messages in something stupid like some plain potato chip. What's the damn point? There's no divine revelation there. This is just stupidity of the media.
Now the first image, the one with the ridges. Clearly, that is a message from God. A cross apearing on something noble and structured like a chip with ridges, well clearly it's the magisty of the Lord God talking directly to us. Forget all the wonder of nature that we see every day and ignore. Forget a beautiful forrest or the ANWAR reserves. Forget all the children born everyday. This, now THIS, is a miracle. A cross appearing on a chip? CLearly that's clear proff that God exists and He (not she) is talking to us.
Hell, this divine appeance in the ruffles is almost as amazing as that statue of the Virgin Mary who was bleeding out her ass. Oh wait, it wasn't her ass. It was her vagina. Like the Pope said, that's not a miracle, if a woman bleeds out of her vagina it's a sin and a hideous monstrosity.
-Xenos
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/3976/potatocross18me.th.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potatocross18me.jpg)
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8232/potatocross25yi.th.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/my.php?image=potatocross25yi.jpg)
Now clearly this story is stupid. We all know God our Father doesn't send messages in something stupid like some plain potato chip. What's the damn point? There's no divine revelation there. This is just stupidity of the media.
Now the first image, the one with the ridges. Clearly, that is a message from God. A cross apearing on something noble and structured like a chip with ridges, well clearly it's the magisty of the Lord God talking directly to us. Forget all the wonder of nature that we see every day and ignore. Forget a beautiful forrest or the ANWAR reserves. Forget all the children born everyday. This, now THIS, is a miracle. A cross appearing on a chip? CLearly that's clear proff that God exists and He (not she) is talking to us.
Hell, this divine appeance in the ruffles is almost as amazing as that statue of the Virgin Mary who was bleeding out her ass. Oh wait, it wasn't her ass. It was her vagina. Like the Pope said, that's not a miracle, if a woman bleeds out of her vagina it's a sin and a hideous monstrosity.
-Xenos